THANK YOU SCIENTIST IS:
SALVATORE MARRANO - VOCALS
As lead singer of Thank You Scientist, Salvatore Marrano knew from an early age that he wanted to rock. He was also aware that it was a long way to the top if, in fact, he decided to do so. He continues his ascent to this day. Thank you for your cooperation.
“I really like him” - Arby’s Founder Leroy Raffel
TOM MONDA - GUITAR
“Human man does a strum. He has knob on guitar that adjusts volume” -Premier Guitar Magazine
CODY MCCORRY - BASS
“I am Cody McCorry, and I live in Cream Forest, New Jersey. I am an experimental adult man, but still play nostalgic jazz and always remember Ryan Thompson’s little pet creatures. I also enjoy theremin, hand saw and long walks on a cold beach.”
WE USED TO CUT THE GRASS - facebook.com/weusedtocutthegrass
KARMIC JUGGERNAUT - karmicjuggernaut.com
HOMELESS APIANS - homelessapians.bandcamp.com
KEVIN GROSSMAN - DRUMS
BEN KARAS - VIOLIN
Ben Karas is a violinist with classical training whose drive as a musician has been fueled by his passion for literal salt. He knows exactly how much is needed to “bring it to life” He marched with Ghandi in 1930 and is the reason we still have salt readily available to this day.
ALEX SILVER - SAXOPHONE
What’s good? I am Blade and I play the saxophone and an electronic vaporizer known as the EWI. 2+2 equals 4 but what does 2+3 equal? If you answered 5 you’re pretty smart. To find out more visit alexbladesilver.com
JOE GULLACE - TRUMPET
“If it doesn’t taste good with chocolate, it tastes good with cheese” - Premier Trumpet Magazine
The most important member of TYS. Loves cuddling and traversing the country with his uncles in the RV.
Julia McCorry, a rescue from the ASPCA, was a sharp little mutt with shades of husky and german shepherd who enjoyed very long walks, panting in the sun, staring aggressively into the dark and investigating mysteries. She lived to the ripe old age of 18, having cheated death on several occasions before finally passing into the spirit realm during the 2016 Haken tour. She didn’t care for other dogs other than her beloved older sister, Ruby, and never subscribed to fetch.
Kiwi Cornelius Gullace was a green-feathered, 19 year-old miniature macaw. His main catch phrases were “Say hello!” and “Kiwi good boy?”. He also liked to laugh, roll his R’s, and make a sound that goes “Wakahwakahwakwakah.”, He loved dancing, tug-of-war, raviolis, and mini-wheats. He was extremely protective over Gullace’s mom and would most likely attack you if you are not her. He was an absolute joy to talk to, though.
Smol Mexican boy who loves his family
Scully Luna McCorry appeared on the streets of Newark in May of 2019, and was adopted from the Humane Society by Cody two months later. A perplexing mixture of Siberian Husky, German Shepherd, Pit Bull, Baby Deer, Kangaroo and Venusian Royalty, Scully is extremely high energy, incredibly smart, always inquisitive and ready to dive into the unknown. She loves her Fox. She is also possibly Max & Julia's cousin/self-existent timechild. Her best friend is Kimi.
50% DOG, 50% LIQUID, 100% BEAUTIFUL
Cromecleous is half dog half man.